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  • Mr. Woodcock

    Mr. Woodcock

    ★★

    There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    I promise you it’s just as bad as the marketing.
    This sucks. And I really like the first JW. 
    I mean it’s not like I came for the manipulative dumb dumb gimme gum gum Trump era animal rights all lives matter ass plot...I came to see Jeff Goldblum be Jeff Goldblum and dinosaurs tear shit up and I don’t think I got enough of either.
    Fuck this. 
    If Mr. DNA showed up with an AK and shot up all the dinos it would’ve made more sense and would’ve been better than what they actually went with.
    Opening scene rocks thooooooo

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★½

    It’s nice to see a good slow burner in a world of cheap jump scares. 
    Not that that makes it a good movie or anything...it’s just nice to see a Hereditary in a world of Anabelle’s and Paranormal Faptivities.
    It’s nothing you haven’t seen before...I promise. 
    Far from a game changer in the horror genre. Overhyped by filmmakers and critics alike.
    But hay you mite likey cuz aye two four can’t do no harm!

  • Tag

    Tag

    ★★★★

    So much fun!!!