Bang bang skeet skeet
This is, without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever had to see in the theater. Though it's got a pretty average run time of 100 minutes, it literally felt like it was three hours long. I'd consider this borderline unwatchable (in the theater at least, if watched at home you can step away and collect yourself whenever you need).
A good deal of it feels like it's trying to be something akin to the Final Destination films. Though where…