Exactly how I like my fairytales: dark and weird af. Just like with Hereditary, the Oscars can't handle all this crazy. A nomination for makeup effects and that's it? Did they actually watch the film or just skim through the trailer? What a shame because Border is much deeper than that. It's a commentary on how the world judges those that are different and an ode to misfits and outcasts everywhere. This is one that'll sneak into your heart if you let it.

I really appreciate the appreciation Guadagnino has for the human body. Suspiria is as much a love letter to our nerves and blood and bones as it is to its predecessor. Dancers have an understanding of their body and what it can and can't do more than any other person. I'm hardcore into yoga and I can definitely relate to that. There are moments that I stretch and contort my body and elevate my game and it's almost orgasmic. Guadagnino illustrates this in the moves of the dancers and the song that is the dance and it's so romantic and so devastating.

So apparently some people fainted while watching this movie? What kind of church lady dramatics? I've seen more grotesque goings-on at Walmart on a busy afternoon.

Y'all need to just come to terms with the fact that Kristen Stewart is setting herself up to become the best and most versatile actress of her generation.