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Favorite films

  • Akira
  • The Raid
  • Dunkirk
  • Oldboy

Recent activity

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

  • Jungle Cruise

  • The Suicide Squad

  • High Life

Recent reviews

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    There’s a decent movie hiding in this but it’s only 90 minutes long, and with way less running gags about Emily Blunt’s pants. Bonus points for Jack Whitehall, aside from German Jesse Plemons, being the (surprisingly) best part of this?

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    From the first scene, I knew that this was going to be a film that thrives off of audience reaction. Every wince at exploded organs, every palpitation at those heartfelt moments, and every giggle at smarmy bits of banter is felt in unison between cinema-goers. Hearing the collective roar of people who love these ridiculously joyous pieces of art enjoy themselves together again, for the first time in a long time, has got to be one of the best memories I’ve had this year. The Suicide Squad isn’t aiming for perfection, but it’s Gunn-ing for a no holds barred, monstrously gory, fantastically stupid time at the fucking movies! Cinema, baby!

Popular reviews

  • Sherlock: The Final Problem

    Sherlock: The Final Problem

    Possibly, one of the most infuriating, frustrating and downright mind twisting television experiences I've ever had.

    From the well-set-up, but poorly executed, 'villain' and the constant barrage of M. Night Shyamalan twists ... it didn't feel like Sherlock at all! It felt like saturated fanfic with some (actually impressive) horror movie tension jammed into the pot. A fandom themed escape room game that you might find certified on TripAdvisor.

    What the flying fuckparsnip did I just witness?

  • Arrival


    Denis Villeneuve, you beautiful bastard.