• American Assassin

    American Assassin

    ★★★

    i vaguely remember paying 7 dollars to watch this on my playstation when i was 14. oh how easily i spent money. but i think i enjoyed it regardless

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    this is very "the lobster" pilled

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    barry keoghan stars as the rizzler of inisherin

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★★

    on one hand, this movie is like the most racist and poorly acted movie i've ever seen. on the other hand, yeah no it's kinda awful but still funny.

  • District 9

    District 9

    ★★★★½

    wikus is so babygirl

  • Fences

    Fences

    ★★★★½

    i get why all these ppl are saying that there's too much dialogue, but news flash: it's a play! and the dialogue is so intense and beautiful at times it's easy to get immersed. the fight had my heart pounding in a way it hasn't in a while. it is such an encompassing portrayal of the effects of patriarchy and capitalism; it's terrible and beautiful.

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★★½

    i'm an epofiend (eponine fiend)

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    ★★★★

    its really really cool sometimes

  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★★

    this has grown on me the most of any movie i saw last year.

  • Black Adam

    Black Adam

    ½

    i cant believe i didn't review this but basically what it was was me gripping the seat and grinding my teeth in agony for 2 hours in a theater by myself with like 4 random people. i would rather move to nicaragua with several promising young improv comedians but we get stopped on our drive through the guatemalan border so we have to feed one of the troubadours to the border guard who turns out to be a great beast of the ancient world sworn to their rival comedy troupe.

  • I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    ★★★★★

    round yon virgin mother and child, eating noodles tender and mild

  • Full Metal Jacket

    Full Metal Jacket

    ★★★★★

    im starting to think this stanley guy might be good at this