Sam

“...george’s secrets. there’s the shortest book ever written.”

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    me, taking mad max fury road’s temperature with a thermometer: as I suspected........ you are very sick

  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★½

    “directed by denis villeneuve” “an emotionally intelligent performance from emily blunt” and “daniel kaluuya’s face” are three big ol squares on my bingo card

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  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

    genuinely think this is an untouchable masterpiece

  • Inkheart

    Inkheart

    brendan fraser as a kindly father who takes his daughter to used bookstores and repairs old books by candlelight..... I’m fine

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  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★★

    Jack Black: Iris, if you were a melody...
    me: hoe don't do it
    Jack Black: I used only the good notes
    me: oh my god

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★½

    bury me in Cate Blanchett's turquoise sequin jumpsuit