a long time ago i wrote a joke about pitching a new program to disneyland– the conceit being that you could subsidize an underprivileged child’s discounted admission to disneyland and…
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Armageddon 1998
I shit you not, there’s a scene, underscored by strings, where Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler are lying supine with her shirt undone, and Affleck takes a couple of animal…
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Licorice Pizza 2021
a really wholesome and warm, charming, impeccably-made and completely disarming movie about how everyone in los angeles county is a sociopath
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Licorice Pizza 2021
A warm tribute to a kind of relationship I feel like lots of us have stuffed way in the back of a mental drawer: the ill-advised crush turned briefly, oddly,…
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
Not even out of spite or anything, but this is bleak, bleak stuff (literally, you can't see shit). At this point, it's a given that the…
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The Power of the Dog 2021
It's a shame that almost everyone is gonna watch this on Netflix because about an hour into my 2pm showtime today, an old man walked in, stood at the front…
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Cow Shea 2 films
Clint Eastwood films that won the Oscar for Best Picture, Director and Supporting Actor, but Eastwood himself lost Best Actor to someone playing a blind guy who was also nominated for Best Supporting Actor that same year (those films are all listed too)
SiddhantAdlakha 6 films
1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die
Peter Stanley 1,245 films