[i hand her my phone to type out her review]
“tyggdfFghidvbhhjghhggurwwwrtdhhbby 😍”

what is polar express about?
[she closes her eyes and pretends to fall asleep]

“i like the train about it”
and? what else do you like about it?
“nothing”

me: why do you like it follows?
“because i like it”
me: but why do you like it?
“because”