• Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★★

    “i liked it… and um… and i forget the first one… and um… now i’m gonna eat a cookie. gonna eat a ghost cookie that says boo

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★

    “i loved it but it was really scary. and at the end it was really scary because the camera was just laying there. and that’s all”
    that’s all?
    “uh-huh”

  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    ★★★★★

    “once upon a time, i thought it was a documentary, so i asked beebaw (grandpa) if it was a documentary, and he said yes, and i got really scared, but at the end of the movie he said it wasn’t a documentary 😡”
    (her phone starts ringing)
    and then what happened?
    “and then i’m done”
    (she walks away to take a call)

  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    ★★★★

    “i love lyle lyle crocodile cause i like to sing and i like crocodiles that sing, or talk. and i’m eating ice cream. and i just got off school and i walked home from school by myself”
    they don’t need to know that
    “yes they do, cause i’m a big girl”

  • Under Wraps

    Under Wraps

    ★★★★

    “um i loved loved under wraps, and i loved it so much, and i wanna dress up as a mummy next halloween”
    you got ice cream on your face, kid
    “ok, and?”

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★★★

    “so… (sigh)… the minions… is great. and saw it at the movie theater. and my favorite is the one that turns into a um… chicken… i don’t know what the name is because none of them have names. i don’t think they have names. and um… i don’t know what to say but um… bye. and have a good day”

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★★★

    “so… (big sigh)… sonic… is good. and i saw it at the movie theater, and my favorite is tails. because his voice is high pitched and it’s so cute he’s so so cute. but i have to go now, i have to go skateboarding. sorry”

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★½

    “um i like it! but turning red is the best”
    grandpa: no you can’t say that
    “yes i can! and today is my birthday, and i have a big easter plan today, so tell me happy birthday and happy easter to you. i hope you have a good day. goodbye. i’m done”

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★★

    “um i loved it so much and my favorite character is mei. and i loved it so much that it’s probably my number two of my favorites. my first favorite is encanto. and at (during) the movie i ate tortilla chips and water. and i watched it with beebaw (grandpa) and suecy (aunt lucy). the end”

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★★

    “so my favorite character was the girl um was the girl was she was the one girl that died? well i like the girl that didn’t die. and i liked i liked freddy cause he’s cool”
    grandpa: -he’s not cool he’s scary!!! he has finger knives!!
    “ok so?”

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★½

    “encanto was good. i JUST WANNA SAY i like the one with the green glasses and i’m gonna eat a pretzel now”

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    ★★★★★

    “i loved it but my favorite part was… um… when…”
    do you wanna talk about why you like the wimpy kid movies so much?
    “because i like it”
    how many stars?
    “59”
    i can’t do that i’m sorry
    “5”