Taking place during the second dark ages the nuns wear kkk hoods and space suits. To be clear they are not roller blades but roller skaters with knives.
Some of the most jarring ADR you will ever hear. This is a bottom barrel movie for me and I hope people don’t see it.
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Roller Blade 1986
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Cheerleaders Beach Party 1978
Typical 70s cheerleader movie. This one has almost the exact same plot as the cheerleaders. When the girls aren’t wide spreading crabs or mentioning OJ Simpson, they’re seducing the rival team. The lighting of the scan I watched was particularly bad but at least they kept in some old fashioned tracking issues. Probably not worth your time.
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Brawl in Cell Block 99 2017
Fantastic. Perfect prison exploitation film, in fact probably the best. So violent and so calmly over the top. Except for the near perfect Made and Swingers, I had written off Vince Vaughn entirely. Now he is back in the greatest role of his career. Not only was this meticulously carried out aggression but some of the violent acts were an absolute first I have seen on the screen. So happy this happened. Great watch with friends to wince and scream with.
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Midsommar 2019
Loved it. Reviews had led me to believe it is a disgusting splatter fest. The movie I saw was Midsommar. A journey of letting go and shedding pain. It is unsettling, but in the way of Hereditary, not Human Centipede. It is hard for Folk horror to go wrong, but I think this makes it to the top of the grassy hill.
The films impact should stick around for a long time in the canon of horror movies.
Double-feature companion: Forgetting Sarah Marshall