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  • Sorcerer
  • Tenebre
  • For a Few Dollars More
  • Ikiru

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  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    ★★★½

  • Ambulance

    ★★

  • Firestarter

  • The Killer

    ★★★★★

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Someone decided to spend millions remaking Basket Case as a two hour nu-metal video. A big Hollywood movie shamelessly stealing from a cult oddity so it can soullessly cosplay as camp. For once James Wans egregious video game cut scene directing isn't the worst thing about his movie. Now he's a hack and a thief.

    Take us away climate change. It's our time.

  • City of the Living Dead

    City of the Living Dead

    ★★★★½

    "Suicidal Preacher - Hangs Himself - Unfaithful Servant - Goes Straight To Hell!"

    Italian horror movies are pretty open to the fact that they exist completely outside of reality. Some say they're unbothered by reason but that's a massive understatement. These movies have madness in their very DNA. Sculpted with hazy, phantasmagoria and adorned in gruesome, blunt force shocks. No point in burdening yourself in prose when you can craft vile, nightmare poetry with reckless abandon. Character arcs, plot development,…