funke

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yeah i'm a big fan :) Of the movies. u know, motion pictures!!!

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Perfect Blue
  • Smiley Face
  • Bottoms

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  • The Beyond

    ★½

  • Hoodwinked!

    ★★½

  • Carnival of Souls

    ★★★

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★★

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★★★

    someone really watched this movie and thought "dam i should make fortnite"

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    #ripleynation

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  • The Beyond

    The Beyond

    ★½

    ok way too gory without any reason to care about it. like some sadistic mf put this together.

    i’m not against blood, but if you’re using #extreme violence i’m going to want a good reason to reinforce why i should care about a 5 minute long torture scene where a someone gets their [redacted] ripped out their [redacted] while their [redacted] overflows with [redacted] until a [redacted] pops out and dangles.

    good soundtrack tho. as always.

  • Hoodwinked!

    Hoodwinked!

    ★★½

    yeah, it’s okay.

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    what a slimy, grimy, clear-sighted view of gotham. for the first time in a movie this city feels authentic and possible. it is a preventable cess pool of scams and brutality, actively neglected by the privileged . this gotham births the weirdest bruce wayne i've ever seen and i love him with my whole heart.

    the batman movie for bisexuals has great performances all around, but i gotta give a huge shoutout to zoe kravitz. she's suchhhhhh a great actor…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    damnnnn what a moody medieval dream that i didnt want to wake up from. dev patel crushes the role of  wannabe knight so well, tying internal + external struggles from the weight of consistent bad choices to a plethora of anxious sword fights. it’s been a while since i’ve seen a movie that i fell for instantaneously, so huge shout out to the green knight. an absurdist take on an arthurian story that threw me back on my knight bullshit…