funke

i've only seen fight club and i'm rating everything else based off the poster

Favorite films

  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Alien
  • Perfect Blue
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Morbius

    ½

  • Star Wars

    ★★★★

  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    a wonderful balloon of a film that is so easy to poke holes in. i can’t believe we actually watched this..

  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    man i really like this movie. watched it with two friends who had never seen it and it was so funny hearing their reactions to the lame darth vader + obi-wan fight. funny ass lightsaber maneuvers and i love how much better choreographed they get across the series.

    what a beautiful start to an endless waterfall of media. made me think about annie ): it could’ve all been so different

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★★★

    someone really watched this movie and thought "dam i should make fortnite"

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    damnnnn what a moody medieval dream that i didnt want to wake up from. dev patel crushes the role of  wannabe knight so well, tying internal + external struggles from the weight of consistent bad choices to a plethora of anxious sword fights. it’s been a while since i’ve seen a movie that i fell for instantaneously, so huge shout out to the green knight. an absurdist take on an arthurian story that threw me back on my knight bullshit…