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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Eternals 2021
easily the worst marvel movie ever made and one of the worst movies I've seen in quite a while. Its philosophical questions are brainless, character motivations are nonsensical, the story is a mess. It has a lot of the same problems most marvel movies do with a more bloated cast of forgettable characters and also decides to hinge its core conflict on a moral question that the movie itself can't make any clear sense of. I would kill this movie with hammers if I could
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
Loved the horror vibes Raimi brought to this. It was a bit all over the place and exposition-heavy early on but once everything is in place, it flies.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
The best MCU entry since Thor Ragnarok, which isn't an accident because that's the last time an MCU director felt like they were in their bag. Like Taika Waititi on Thor, Sam Raimi breathes new life into not only the character of Doctor Strange but the MCU as a whole.
Multiverse of Madness has real art direction, takes real chances, and has a real point of view. I don't doubt that the cracked doors Disney assuredly placed in the film…
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Eternals 2021
this was a lot of fun and im so glad the last couple marvel movies have gotten away with the fuckin one liners
i heard this movie was gonna be boring but i liked it!! all the characters are fun and all the actors is this are amazing!! i loved thena and gilgamesh's storyalso i didn't know harry styles is an actor now too you just can't escape this man
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Speed Racer 2008
i had virtually no sleep the night before so it’s safe to say i passed tf out for 80% of the movie this time, but i caught the first 20 min and the grad prix race so i’m happy :) i missed my fav race thru the snow tho :(((
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Looper 2012
a movie about cycles of violence in one cycle. a clockwork masterpiece.
for all that the movie insists that the time travel mechanics DON'T MATTER (which i think is smart from a storytelling perspective), they do matter in the sense that they are narratively coherent, which is all that matters. it's a movie about time travel but not really, so Joe's right. it doesn't matter.
i don't know if anyone other than Rian Johnson could have made this movie. it's…
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004
On the heels of doing a wild double feature today:
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