Letterboxd — Your life in film

This brought vampires out of the stuffy baroque era and into the 21st century where they really belong.

Kinda just John Wick but with extra steps?

Total fucking Bedlam. A must see in theaters. My heart is still racing after seeing this maddening inter dimensional king fu masterpiece.

It’s staggering how dumb this is.

This historical war drama doesn’t offer much in story but captures the small details in an incredibly tense naval battle. Tom Hanks is suited for this role as he’s ever been.

Have never been so mortally afraid of a Gumby.

I did a few bumps of coke from a biker dude at a bar once. I later determined it was not coke. 
This movie is a lot like that biker I had met. Full of shitty stories fueled by meth.

nuh uh, you did not see a The Meg

Not gruesome enough tbh. Very lacking in grue.

Look, it’s a spy thriller directed by Guy Ritchie. I’m getting exactly what I wanted–
✅ split screen montage sequence
✅ some bad accents
✅ i thought i heard flutes in one of the transitions

It’s kind of splitting the difference between James Bond and Austin Powers but like 1000% more handsomer. I could certainly do another one of these.

Russian history just keeps getting worse the closer you read into it.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.