funkshoi has written 7 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2021.

  • Climax



    Sure, sometimes there’s like one person in a group of drug people that’s vibing kinda off. So here’s what it’s like if that was everyone.

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    Thir13en Ghosts


    In the first 5 minutes, someone says the name of the movie twice and also “who are you to play god?”.

    How can you not?

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    Gloriously stupid.
    DC finally made an entertaining movie and pulled their head out their asses.

  • The Wind

    The Wind


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    American prairie homesteading always terrified me, so adding a spooky demon haunting sold me. While it sure felt like a similar premise to The Witch, there was enough to be it’s own thing. It was spooky and tense and beautifully shot. 
    The part that loses me is the demonic haunting. Are they manifestations of human sin or are they just like a dracula monster guy w different rules that can kick the shit out of you?
    The real terror of satanic demon stuff to me is that it manifests by the hand of another person. An abstraction of wrongdoing, and not as a vaping chupacabra.

  • Cradle 2 the Grave

    Cradle 2 the Grave


    DMX tried to steal some diamonds but ended up stealing... my heart.

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    This makes me about as uneasy as Nightcrawler, except for the bumpy plot around criminality depicting the mafia. It just seemed like the writer googled “how do u do crimes?” and then winged it, adding a neckerchief on a crime boss. I mean, I dunno I didn’t go to crime college or nuthin but that seemed more off-putting than elder abuse.

  • Tenet



    Aww hell, I really don’t know. AT ALL. 

    It feels like Nolan audited some quantum physics classes to make this movie, but then lost his notes and shot from the hip. 
    Theoretical physics echo in Tenet like his last movie Interstellar. It’s just done in a way where I’m constantly giving it a side-eye and thinking “now wait just a goddamn minute here...”
    There’s definitely a lot to unpack in this tangled plot and I’m too dumb to do it. 

    There were some wild vfx shots though.