nothing sexier than an opening shot that's three minutes long

exactly the shitty lesbian film i needed to play in the background while i sorted through blurry pics i took at drag shows

i'm the ‪girl who sees keanu reeves and says "are you trying to turn me straight"‬

things Stoker invented:
- the word "hello"
- freezers
- blood splatter
- slow fades
- piano duets
- garden shears
- visual ingenuity
- saddle shoes

(this film only gets better and better when you rewatch it)