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  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★½

    before i say anything else about this film, i have to point out that it stole a major reveal directly from Captain America: The First Avenger. this subsequently made me wish i was watching Captain America: The First Avenger because a) it's more fun and b) Gore Verbinski now owes Marvel money for that BLATANT RIPOFF!

    i really had hope for this film but it is truly disappointing in every way - it can't decide whether it wants to be…

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★

    this is michelle williams slander but the colours are so pretty... what the fuck.... that shade of blood is so gorgeous, teach me ur ways!

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  • The Danish Girl

    The Danish Girl

    ★½

    this is so bad it's embarrassing so i started imagining some of the bts meetings 


    TOM HOOPER: ok so we're already making a movie ostensibly about a trans character but we're sidelining her so we can talk more about cis people's feelings, what else do we need?
    RANDOM PERSON #1: suggest that transitioning is directly linked with physical illness?
    TOM HOOPER: greg you're a genius. here are my keys go to my home and fuck my wife

  • Stoker

    Stoker

    ★★★★★

    things Stoker invented:
    - the word "hello"
    - freezers
    - blood splatter
    - slow fades
    - piano duets
    - garden shears
    - visual ingenuity
    - saddle shoes

    (this film only gets better and better when you rewatch it)