Favorite films

  • The Limehouse Golem
  • Possession
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Velvet Goldmine

Recent activity

  • Shutter Island


  • The Witch


  • The Northman


  • The Black Cauldron

Recent reviews

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island


    like if an ms escher drawing was soaked in fluids of various descriptions. everyone is drenched in paranoid sweat or hurricane rain and smokes like their lives depend on it – incredible feats of smoking are achieved in shutter island, the way ben kingsley handles his pipe is simply extraordinary.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    "simple facts, i'm not pretty, i'm not your boy, you simpleton. send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions." – russell crowe in a 2013 twitter fight, getting at the gist of robert eggers' epic viking infodump

Popular reviews

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    "this is not you. you're not a murderer."
    "she killed three people."
    "i know, but i'm saying deep down."

  • X2



    some kid: i'm sad and i'm a mutant
    wolverine: [already filling out adoption papers]