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  • The Limehouse Golem
  • Possession
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Velvet Goldmine

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  • Shutter Island

    ★★★★

  • The Witch

    ★★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • The Black Cauldron

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  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★

    like if an ms escher drawing was soaked in fluids of various descriptions. everyone is drenched in paranoid sweat or hurricane rain and smokes like their lives depend on it – incredible feats of smoking are achieved in shutter island, the way ben kingsley handles his pipe is simply extraordinary.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    "simple facts, i'm not pretty, i'm not your boy, you simpleton. send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions." – russell crowe in a 2013 twitter fight, getting at the gist of robert eggers' epic viking infodump

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★

    "this is not you. you're not a murderer."
    "she killed three people."
    "i know, but i'm saying deep down."

  • X2

    X2

    ★★★½

    some kid: i'm sad and i'm a mutant
    wolverine: [already filling out adoption papers]