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  • La Haine
  • Scarface
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Force Majeure

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  • Enola Holmes

    ★★★

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★★

  • The Water Horse

    ★★★★

  • Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★★

    the pounding bass from the speakers was the biggest vibrator to ever exist my clit twitched so much it hurts

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★½

    what’s sexy: amy adams, the aliens, their non-linear orthography, the concept of time, the ability to see into the future, the cinematography, louise’s house 


    what’s not: jeremy renner