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  • Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

    Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel


    This documentary was literally the equivalent of scrolling through a Reddit thread of people convinced they’ve cracked the case. 
    Why give these stupid conspiracy theorist youtuber’s so much screen time? 🤦‍♀️ Just give us the evidence and go.

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  • The Fly

    The Fly


    I can’t believe Cronenberg made me feel sorry for a mutated insect version of Jeff Goldblum (who is absolutely incredible in this). I can’t imagine anyone else doing this role without looking silly yet he fits the weird and wonderful psychologically eccentric aesthetic of David Cronenberg’s world. It reminded me of The Elephant Man, which I love.
    I literally lost count how many times I went > 🤮🥴😧😰😩
    The body horror is well..... horrifying and so gross but it’s like a…

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    Rupert Pupkin has to be the dumbest name I’ve ever heard, so I’m going to assume that was intentional.
    Everyone knows how great De Niro is but Sandra Bernhard is such a scene stealer in this! Really nailing the lacking in self awareness stalker creepy I think I genuinely know you because I’ve followed your whole career level of creepy. 
    The Scorsese self insert cameo as the director of the TV show Rupert Pupkin desperately wants to be on was very meta. This satirical look at fame was very ahead of its time.

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  • Ocean Waves

    Ocean Waves


    so we’re just going to ignore the homoerotic undertones between the two best friends?

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    john david washington’s monologue in the bathtub scene >>>>> 
    zendaya does a great i’m about to cry sad glossy eyed face

    that being said, this felt like a glorified rich kid’s overly extended student film shot like a cologne commercial 
    and how dare sam levinson drag barry jenkins name into this mess
    i guess he did his best john cassavetes/who’s afraid of virginia wolf impression for this generation 
    it just felt like arguing for the sake of arguing at times…