Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • MirrorMask
  • Metropolis
  • Arsenic and Old Lace

Recent activity

  • The Northman


  • Charade


  • RoboCop


  • Shadow of a Doubt


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • My Super Ex-Girlfriend

    My Super Ex-Girlfriend

    I can buy Uma Thurman as a superhero, but not Luke Wilson as an architect.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    The Force Awakens is a lot like The Rolling Stones or some such band coming to town. They do the same old stuff they've done for the last 170 or so years, but the lack of originality or any kind of surprise is actually welcome because you feel safe and at home with the nostalgia that they relentlessly pulverize you with. And at the end of the day everyone's happy, you got your piece of recycled childhood served in a nice package and they got paid. Like, a lot.