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  • Okja

    Okja

    About halfway through this I realized Jake Gyllenhaal sounds exactly like Allison Janney's starfish in Finding Nemo and now I can't unhear it.

    Also Okja reminds me of my aunt and uncle's dog Tuna so I can't give this anything less than an A+ for that reason alone.

  • Constantine

    Constantine

    The moment when an androgynous, Bowie-esque, angel Tilda Swinton literally descended from the sky to step on Keanu Reeves, choke him, get inches from his face, and say "I will bring pain to you"?

    Now THAT'S cinema.

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    For like 75% of this movie I had the biggest fucking smile on my face, and the rest of the time I was holding my breath on the edge of my seat. Deserves all the awards possible.

  • The Room

    The Room

    Watched this at a midnight showing, and Tommy Wiseau himself was there. It was just as surreal as you'd imagine it would be.