When I was 12 I looked up “Goodreads for movies” and it led me here so I’ve been bound to be pretentious!

16 | she/her

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • GoodFellas

Recent activity

  • Elvis


  • Red Tails


  • Sound of Metal


  • The Color Purple


Pinned reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    Paul Thomas the Anderson I demand you look me right in the eye and tell me you won’t ever fucking retire. That you live to work. That you will be 103 years old on the brink of death shouting directions to members of the Hoffman family forever. and ever and ever and ever.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    i read somewhere that billy ray cyrus blames david lynch for miley’s crazy era and i’m not in the same context as miley but i think i’m going to start blaming every unhinged impulse i have on the lynch media ive been consuming

Recent reviews

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion


    Blonk my beloved

  • M3GAN



    I quelled my mother into letting me waste money on seeing this solely because the robot looks exactly like my 8 year old sister Charlott3 and I couldn’t miss that

Popular reviews

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    someone walked into the movie theatre, took a singular picture of cillian murphy with the flash on, and then left

  • Mare of Easttown

    Mare of Easttown

    i like the grandma manically playing fruit ninja every episode