When I was 12 I looked up “Goodreads for movies” and it led me here so I’ve been bound to be pretentious!

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • The Suicide Squad
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Recent activity

  • Honey Boy


  • Autumn Sonata


  • 12 Years a Slave


  • Klute


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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    i read somewhere that billy ray cyrus blames david lynch for miley’s crazy era and i’m not in the same context as miley but i think i’m going to start blaming every unhinged impulse i have on the lynch media ive been consuming

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    is it socially acceptable or just morally wrong to drench yourself in fake blood and walk around with a bra and underwear on telling people you’re amy dunne on halloween

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  • Scenes from a Marriage

    Scenes from a Marriage


    I watched the first 1 hour and 34 minutes this morning and then I paused it to go to the bathroom and had a random panic attack and then I went to Target and went to Chili’s and then I came back and watched the rest of this marriage fall apart and now I get to watch it happen again tonight but with sexy Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain this time!

  • Malignant



    It’s giving Voldemort gone psycho killer with a tinge of bad acting and also no Patrick Wilson

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