When I was 12 I looked up “Goodreads for movies” and it led me here so I’ve been bound to be pretentious!

16 | she/her

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • GoodFellas

Recent activity

  • Free Guy


  • Dick


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Moon Knight


Pinned reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    Paul Thomas the Anderson I demand you look me right in the eye and tell me you won’t ever fucking retire. That you live to work. That you will be 103 years old on the brink of death shouting directions to members of the Hoffman family forever. and ever and ever and ever.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    i read somewhere that billy ray cyrus blames david lynch for miley’s crazy era and i’m not in the same context as miley but i think i’m going to start blaming every unhinged impulse i have on the lynch media ive been consuming

Recent reviews

  • Project X

    Project X


    This is exactly the kind of party Stefon from SNL would be at. There was literally a little person in the oven like

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof


    Almost exciting as the time I saw a car violently breaking and swinging to and fro in the center of a Boscov’s parking lot

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