i wish i could rate this zero stars

but fine the half a star is exclusively for the fact that jacob elordi’s jockstrap was very clearly and obviously labelled EXTRA LARGE just so that the audience knows he has a gigantic monstrous dick

this is such a lovely, cosy, gentle film i felt so safe and smiley watching it!!!!  and also HUNGRY bc all the food looked so GOOD

(tagged as ‘needs a rewatch’ bc i zoned out a few times while watching and forgot to pay attention to the subtitles, which if anything is a testament to how chill and peaceful this was)

heath ledger with his hair tied up, covered in paint, looking like the human embodiment of sunshine. thats it thats the review

phil collins went in so damn hard on this soundtrack i’ll never be able to thank him enough what a king