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  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth


    i wish i could rate this zero stars

    but fine the half a star is exclusively for the fact that jacob elordi’s jockstrap was very clearly and obviously labelled EXTRA LARGE just so that the audience knows he has a gigantic monstrous dick

  • Our Little Sister

    Our Little Sister


    this is such a lovely, cosy, gentle film i felt so safe and smiley watching it!!!!  and also HUNGRY bc all the food looked so GOOD

    (tagged as ‘needs a rewatch’ bc i zoned out a few times while watching and forgot to pay attention to the subtitles, which if anything is a testament to how chill and peaceful this was)

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You


    heath ledger with his hair tied up, covered in paint, looking like the human embodiment of sunshine. thats it thats the review

  • Brother Bear

    Brother Bear


    phil collins went in so damn hard on this soundtrack i’ll never be able to thank him enough what a king