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  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I am so disappointed with this movie. It had good performances, decent pacing, and an interesting premise, but they never really tried to deliver on any of their own ideas. It all just felt safe and predictable as if the creators thought that they shouldn't take their premise too far. I say they didn't go far enough. The movie travels to an alternate reality thereby disrupting space-time, and their only creative idea was an arm that moves by itself. What…

  • Son of the Mask

    Son of the Mask


    A scary, idiotic, and fever inducing "family" film that insults Jim Carrey's The Mask with its very existence.

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  • Empire of the Sun

    Empire of the Sun


    As a fan of Spielberg's films, I felt obligated to see this film. While this is certainly a good film, this is not a great one or even one of Spielberg's best. Christian Bale does give a great performance, the visuals are spectacular, and John Williams gives a haunting score. This film though is very unfocused and aloof which can make the experience a bit of a chore to sit through. I have no issues with slow dramas as long…

  • I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

    I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House


    This is a very, very slow take on the haunted house story which I fear will only bother and frustrate viewers. This tale is not meant to frighten, thrill, or sicken you, but instill in you a sense of dread. There are no jump scares or excitement of any kind and relies only on its atmosphere. There are no answers to be found and many will be left wanting. So unfortunately the film is neither memorable nor inventive, but I did experience uneasiness all the way through.