Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

The massive “boring” work. Challenges established norms of how boring one piece can be. At no point are you allowed to not be bored. The actors are bored, the camera is bored, nobody talks to each other in the whole movie. They’re all having conversations about galactic trade embargoes they might as well be having by themselves. I’m honestly surprised they didn’t visit Planet Boring VI to accuse Senator Bingo Dull of gerrymandering.

Great songs, though

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