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  • Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

    Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

    Nothing happens! Feels like you’re trapped at the 20 minute mark of a documentary for the whole deal. But the runtime was the exact same amount of time until my thai Basil chicken and rice arrived from Grubhub, so it was pretty perfect in that sense!

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Reminds me of being 9 and eating a really sugary cereal at a less healthy friends house because my own mother wouldn’t buy it for me. Just getting mesmerized by a loud maze hosted by the cartoon wolf or bird on the back of the box and then getting to pour nine bowls and it taste like cookies or fruit candy. That’s this movie!

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    LOVED the new coin with a black edge (more rare!) instead of the traditional gold edge (traditional)

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    More action movies should have coin hotels!

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    It’s no John Wick 2, but it is John Wick 1!

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Not a particularly interesting take, but my tactile senses took flight every time the wind gently ruffled pikachu’s soft yellow and almond pelt. I want to feel him, but I can not. Alack!

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    Just watched ‘The Matrix!’ while the sun was out!

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Don’t wanna spoil anything so I’ll just say “Can they do it? Have a look for yourself!”

    P.S. Ton of ‘em in this one! (Hulk, etc.)

  • Big


    First time seeing this, always avoided it bc i’ve already been exposed to so many small pieces of it through my life, and TBH it looked like something ppl remember fondly but is actually a bit dated. 

    But seeing the piano dancing scene finally in context was pretty magical. The movie is very loud about its post-ET glitzy 80’s score, but then there’s this long, quiet moment between a 80 year old CFO and a child-man oblivious to the growing,…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Haven’t seen it yet. Don’t read this!

  • Missing Link

    Missing Link


  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Lotta sad, confused wizards staring off endlessly, like their collective direction was “you just got a phone call that your family dog died, but now you’ve got to point your wand and shout “slezzio!” at Glimdaung Glorth.” Let the wizards have fun!