Gabriel has written 36 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • California Split

    California Split


    Perfect movie I have proudly learned the wrong lesson from

  • Sorcerer



    A dirty, hopeless hell-ride for the sinners on and offscreen (you!) Hypothetically, During his “yup, nope” song that went viral amid last summer’s global pandemic (outcome pending), E-40 would have had “yup!” to say about this over-looked masterpiece!

  • Margaret



    Tossing around the idea that this is one of the best movies

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    *unaware this is bad* wow; just like me!

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day


    action packed!

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    yes: this is a true story; but — I think... it is about Steven Spielberg!

  • Galaxy Quest

    Galaxy Quest


    A very funny movie that still gives you the thrill of feeling like you are actually in space. The same compliment cannot even be given to most actual Star Trek films, which is why I’ve heard more than a few times that this is “the best Star Trek movie.” I don’t know if that is fair to say, but I’d personally much rather watch this over most any actual Trek-lore.

    Good parody is pretty impossible to find in feature length…

  • The Master

    The Master


    So incredibly *funny* and ~tender~. Maybe one of my favorites! 

    At the very least, if the A.F.I. was the G.A.B.E., “pig fuck!” would be #7 on the top 100 movie quotes of all time

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    Pee-wee's Big Adventure


    Wow, I love PEE WEE movie!

  • Jaws



    We should always be weary of when a passion for a movie/art/skincare brand borders on unfounded obsession and becomes performative, I.E. that one summer in Chicago I had a Jaws themed bathroom. That being said, this movie really is as good as that shark-themed bathroom was sexless.

    When people hear how old Spielberg was when he made this movie, their reaction is something along the lines of, “25!? Christ, when I was 25, I barely had a well aestheticized bathroom!” —…

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    You better watch out for... da thing!

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon


    Only watched the second hour after coming home and it was on in living room love this movie best Al Pacino feels like a true amalgam of the fade of a hopeful mid 60’s and America’s general agreement on the dystopic level of corruption within our government. Feels prescient! I don’t know if this is the true encapsulation of post Vietnam but in my simple mind this movie is what I think post Vietnam USA must have felt like. I took…