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  • Polar



    Nice lighting. Pretty good action. Elite assassins were all fucking idiots. Plans made no sense. Ultimately quite stupid. Tries to take cues from other movies you should probably watch instead.

  • Maniac



    This is apparently on here, so fuck it, I'm including it.

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  • The Ladies Club

    The Ladies Club


    Decent Lifetime Original-type version of a rape/revenge movie that suddenly ends about 10 minutes away from its logical climax. Shocking abrupt.

  • Zombies: The Beginning

    Zombies: The Beginning

    Almost unwatchable, but still entertaining because it is a beat by beat remake of Aliens. Just replace Aliens and space marines with zombies and the Filipino army. And subtract Newt. This may sound like I'm exaggerating, but I am not.