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  • Polar

    Polar

    ★½

    Nice lighting. Pretty good action. Elite assassins were all fucking idiots. Plans made no sense. Ultimately quite stupid. Tries to take cues from other movies you should probably watch instead.

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★

    This is apparently on here, so fuck it, I'm including it.

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  • The Ladies Club

    The Ladies Club

    ★★½

    Decent Lifetime Original-type version of a rape/revenge movie that suddenly ends about 10 minutes away from its logical climax. Shocking abrupt.

  • Zombies: The Beginning

    Zombies: The Beginning

    Almost unwatchable, but still entertaining because it is a beat by beat remake of Aliens. Just replace Aliens and space marines with zombies and the Filipino army. And subtract Newt. This may sound like I'm exaggerating, but I am not.