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gameslayer03 has written 233 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Jack Reacher

    Jack Reacher


    Tom: I wanna make another spy action thriller

    Hollywood: You literally made Mission Impossible 4 last year! And Knight and Day was 2010!

    Tom: Ok, ok, but what if I used an existing property?

    Hollywood: Like what?

    Tom: Maybe Jack Reacher, he’s got a book series! People still read books right?

    Hollywood: I guess...

    Tom: (starts laughing hysterically)

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


    How can Henry Cavill be in my two favorite spy movies of all time!?!?

  • Speed



    Keanu is so buff in this movie it’s actually really impressive

  • Gremlins



    Gremlins are brutal

  • Maverick



    Imagine Pirates of the Caribbean: Western Addition

  • Security



    Imagine if Rambo: Last Blood had less of a western feel and more Antonio Bandaras

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    You’re so dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?!

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    My sister, who the entire movie was playing Temple Run on her phone, said this about the ending: “What?! That’s the end? That’s the worst ending ever?”

    I think it’s safe to say that she didn’t enjoy the film quite as much as I did

  • Clue



    Shake. Rattle. Roll.

  • Rambo: Last Blood

    Rambo: Last Blood


    At least he got to rest and watch the sunrise on an grateful universe.

  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate


    I didn’t know that Van Gogh was ruggedly handsome and dashing

  • First Blood

    First Blood


    Shockingly sad and emotional. Also if this came out today it could absolutely be pg-13