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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Much like John William's score, this movie is unoriginal, repetitive, and cobbled together from spare parts of other Star Wars movies.

  • Boyhood



    I just could *not* connect with this movie. Is it because I'm not a parent? Too old and have forgotten what growing up was like and so can't relate to the central premise? Or is it -- I strongly suspect -- that it's because I'm female, and cannot connect to a movie that is about the title: BOYHOOD? I don't know. All I do know is that it made me very sad not to experience the movie that has inspired so many rhapsodic reviews this summer.

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  • Disco Godfather

    Disco Godfather


    Put your weight on it. Put Your Weight On It! PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT, YOUR WEIGHT ON IT, YOUR WEIGHT ON IT!

  • Joy of Living

    Joy of Living

    So, 35 minutes in and Irene Dunne is appointed as the Probation Officer to the man who has been STALKING HER for the first part of the movie. Because she feels SORRY for him. Gah. Fuck you, movie, I'm out.