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  • Men

    Men

    The walk/tunnel scene had me optimistic, and then I have no idea what happened.

    If there's a place for me to park in the "Men do terrible things but that doesn't make this a great movie" section, that's where you'll find me.

    While the narrative disappoints, the expected mangina threshold is well-exceeded by the time the end credits roll, and that's really all I'm ever going to think of when this movie is mentioned. A bit of a waste with that imagery, innit.

  • The Orange Years: The Nickelodeon Story

    The Orange Years: The Nickelodeon Story

    Really just a video Wikipedia entry about the channel's origin story and various shows through their history. Everything is surface-level and nothing salacious (in the movie itself, that is).

    Imagine being in the middle of making this light-hearted documentary during all that Dan Schneider shit. To probably no one's surprise, that scumbag is nowhere to be found here.

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  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

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    I
    WAS
    NOT
    READY.


    You look at the poster and just assume this is a kids' movie, yeah?

    And I guess it really is, just with some homophobia, sexual harassment in the workplace, substance abuse, talk of getting tubes tied, a scene that might imply accidental sodomy (or maybe I'm projecting), a shot of a bloody dog that's been hit by a car, and no music (I don't call Alvin's crooning 'music', rather it's just a lovely serenade to the…

  • Drop Dead Fred

    Drop Dead Fred

    Two days ago, an alcohol-fueled movie discussion with my wife led to a pact to watch (initial viewing for me, not her) Drop Dead Fred: A kids' movie in which the leads call the mom a bitch, make fun of her musty vag, and joke about eating her dead body and shitting it out on the dining room table.

    I don't think this could get made today.

    Phoebe's hair game is on fire.