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Favorite films

  • The Beyond
  • Raw Force
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • The Warriors

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  • Mankillers

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  • Speed Demon

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  • Wheels of Fire

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  • Mankillers

    Mankillers

    Forgot to log this one last month, but thankfully I made some notes on my POS Samsung phone.

    David A. Prior gives us a doozy.

    Everyone is referred to by their last name.

    A double-crossing FBI/CIA <?> agent (MICKLAND!) is up to his old tricks yet again as he double crosses a cartel leader who's lavishly chaperoned in a sweet ass Volvo. At this point "the agency" (unspecified, but referred to 5 times in the first 20 mins) has had…

  • Street Crimes

    Street Crimes

    PM watch #27 ( boxd.it/4x7du )

    Has it really been 14 months since I've watched a PM Entertainment flick? Such a wasted pandemic.

    PM is never one to let something like relevancy of the plot influence the selection of a title from their dictionary of about 200 words.

    "A fight film with a real story", boasts the review quoted on the cover. No, there is almost zero story here. This movie doesn't commit to shit. PLOT Crimes, I say. Halfway…

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  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

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    I
    WAS
    NOT
    READY.


    You look at the poster and just assume this is a kids' movie, yeah?

    And I guess it really is, just with some homophobia, sexual harassment in the workplace, substance abuse, talk of getting tubes tied, a scene that might imply accidental sodomy (or maybe I'm projecting), a shot of a bloody dog that's been hit by a car, and no music (I don't call Alvin's crooning 'music', rather it's just a lovely serenade to the…

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    aka Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3? Italy, you got some splainin ta doooooooo.

    A *master class* in overacting or underacting (nearly always over):

    and now I'm gonna lock you in!

    NOOOOO don't lock me in!!!

    This is best described as "confusing as shit yet entrancing". The rubber mask and rubber claws look hilarious, and it's odd that the mask is used as a prop yet the claws are legit weapons.

    I love how news crews interview a psychologist who openly talks…