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  • Morbius

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    LAST ONE -- PROMISE

    MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE. Morbius gets ZERO action until he gets vampire jacked and we get our own gazey moment of his giant tits and cut abs -- Matt Smith gets his this same treatment AND FUCKING MORE. Complete with suit and ties and his own bit of swag, Morbius is consciously evoking Sexy Tumblr Man charisma out of the whole fucking sequence AND by casting Matt Smith COME ON

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    Morbius

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Leto's performance disappointed me because of the slew of articles that came out before about how his method acting was scaring the crew again but the range of his performance just goes from "having his face covered by his hood" to "CGI scary vampire face yelling"

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