This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
LAST ONE -- PROMISE
MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE MONSTER FUCKER MOVIE. Morbius gets ZERO action until he gets vampire jacked and we get our own gazey moment of his giant tits and cut abs -- Matt Smith gets his this same treatment AND FUCKING MORE. Complete with suit and ties and his own bit of swag, Morbius is consciously evoking Sexy Tumblr Man charisma out of the whole fucking sequence AND by casting Matt Smith COME ON
