I used to have a dog.
It was a German Shepard mix. By that I mean it was half German Shepard and half something so fucking indescribably ugly I can not describe it here.
My father got the dog for when he went to work. My father would clip a leash to my collar and connect its other end to the dog. He'd pat the dog on the head, point into the woods and say,
"Well, take Garrett wherever you…