RSS feed for Garrett

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Timeless.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★★

    In this follow up to 2012’s underrated Pixar gem Wreck-It Ralph, Ralph and Venellope move beyond Litwak’s Arcade and onto the internet. Gone is the nostalgia for the beloved video games of yesteryear. In its place is a world built entirely around the internet. An idea which on the surface sounds too meta, too #brand, and too soon. Today’s society has a love-hate relationship with the internet because it is a love-hate place. Yet somehow Pixar managed to bring this…

Popular reviews

More
  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower

    A feature film adaptation of a Stephen King novel that feels more like the dated King TV miniseries from the 80’s and 90’s. A sloppy, hollow, shell of a story that is neither entertaining enough to enjoy or intriguing enough to entice further exploration. This is surely to disappoint everyone. Book readers will be livid at the wholesale misrepresentation of the series while non-book readers will be robbed of the clean palette everyone should have when first venturing into the…

  • Midnight Cowboy

    Midnight Cowboy

    ★½

    It’s somehow fitting that such a critically acclaimed, best picture winning, dual best actor nominated film from 1969 can best be summed up in a single three-letter internet slang word from the social media era:

    WUT

    After watching Midnight Cowboy, I have to believe that its greatness is defined by the historical impact it had on the motion picture industry as opposed to its standing as a film or piece of art. I was so taken aback by how little…