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  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Halloween
  • Good Guys Wear Black
  • The Human Tornado

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  • The VelociPastor

    ★★

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★½

  • A Cure for Wellness

    ★★½

  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★½

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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★★

    I truly wanted to enjoy this one more. Love the poster and parts are fun, but overall, it was just long. The lead did a good job in his performance, and the Dinosaur that is NOT a raptor did a good performance. But it just didn't hit with me. Obviously some audiences enjoyed it, but the middle was weighted with a romance subplot that simply did not work. At all. No chemistry. There were also moments of confusion and the…

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★½

    Pure, unfiltered, awesome trash and I loved every minute of it. Director Andy Sidaris was a true original. It's like he was fed 70s trash movies and episodes of Baywatch and Miami Vice nonstop for 10 years and then created these films. They are full of cardboard acting, goofy stunts, bad fight scenes and insane plots but damn they are fun. That's why they survived all of these years and are now on BluRay.

    Razor-frisbees, giant radioactive toilet anacondas, hang…

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  • Dreaming Purple Neon

    Dreaming Purple Neon

    ★★★★½

    Expect No Mercy from this movie! I was simply amazed by its bloody outrageousness. For audiences unaware, this film will be a shock, a kick in the ass to people that are used to the current slate of "safe" horror films that plague our cinemas. You will be treated with gruesome moments which certainly make you cringe and wince, you may cover your eyes or even gasp. This movie goes all the way in more ways than one! Dreaming Purple…

  • House Shark

    House Shark

    ★★★

    I'm not sure what drugs were taken in the creation of this film, but I am sure glad they did it! House Shark is another fun one from Ron Bonk who has been on a roll these days. While not perfect, it delivers all you could ask for from a movie like this and then some.

    That is kind of my only complaint is it seemed a bit long. It's brushing up against the 2 hour mark, and with some…