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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    You know, at least the first Jurassic World was dumb fun. It was stupid and most definitely not a good movie, but also was entertaining with some fun set-pieces. Fallen Kingdom is so offensively BORING. I checked the time left in the movie literally 20 times. That’s the literal literally, not the hyperbolic one — it crawls at a prehistoric slug’s pace.

    The one interesting concept the movie has involving cloning should’ve been really messed up, disturbing, and emotionally affective...…

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides


    Sofia Copola’s directoral debut is really nicely executed and shot and Kirsten Dunst is probably the best she’s ever been in terms of acting ability (the notion of her character being 14 in the movie is laughable however). Virgin Suicides is the rare movie where the credits roll and I feel a void of nothing in the pit of my stomach. It’s a premise with lots of conflict and the ending should trigger lots of emotion but instead I felt…

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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed


    My hands shake as I write these lines.

  • Carrie



    The final scene of this movie legitimently terrifies me. That jump scare is really effective because it's the only jump scare in the movie, and everything else is just really disturbing imagery. 

    Pretty great movie. 😦