• Whip It

    Whip It

    ★★★½

    the way eliot page has never played a convincing straight character

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020

    ★★★½

    more movies shitting on boris pls x

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★½

    feel like shit I just wanna go to Moscow and wear cute fashion

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    no film has never made me feel more deeply than this one.
    acab free paddington, my fav queer man of colour

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block

    ★★★½

    john boyega is one of the best actors of our generation, change my mind

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    the bit where he jumps off the building with his new suit... goosebumps

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★½

    nothing quite as sexy as a woman covered in blood making the man who wronged her explode

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    what a stylish young man!

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★½

    jane stole the damn show and miss abby needs to know her worth
    also aubrey plaza I am free on Friday if you also free on Friday I would love to hang out

  • Big Eden

    Big Eden

    ★★★★½

    the perfect man exists and his name is pike dexter

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★½

    I genuinely forgot how good and campy this film is

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    karl marx walked so bong joon ho could run