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  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★½

    The scariest thing about this movie is that if the other mother found me when I was Coraline's age she would have got my ass

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★½

    I went into this hoping to have a good time but it honestly just made me uncomfortable. Joaquin Phoenix, unsurprisingly, completely transforms into his role as Joker. From the first frame to the final sequence, his downward spiral into madness is completely convincing and a marvel to watch. I also admire this film for its own distinctive style. It’s one of those movies where you could see any frame and know it belongs in this movie; it’s fantastically shot and…

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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The NERVE of this movie to tell us ten minutes in that Jake Gyllenhaal has a boyfriend only for it to make me watch him have sex with a woman for the whole movie !!

  • After

    After

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Top five moments of this movie that made me SCREAM:
    5) after a half hour of horny buildup only for Hardin to say “I don’t date” and she screams “ArE You FrEAKINg KiDdING mE?!?”
    4) the modest clothing she wore at the beginning of the movie hahaysgsgsbzh
    3) when they were in the bathtub and he traced the words “I love you” on her back and he was like “do you know what I wrote” and she was like “no…