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  • Coraline
  • Perfect Blue
  • Gone Girl
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Evil Dead


  • Why Him?


  • The Dropout


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Pinned reviews

  • Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical

    Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical


    i haven't even watched this yet, but i love drinking the tears of angry film bros who have nothing better to do than to rage-type about an internet fad

    Y'all. This was made for fun and they're doing a live show for the actor's fund. drink your milky and chill the fuck out ~ヾ(・ω・) Let people have their harmless fun

Recent reviews

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    In a perfect world, Jane Levy would've been nominated for an Oscar.

    Overall, I'm such a fan of this movie. I remember thinking I was going to hate this when I saw this years and then being shocked that I was pleasantly surprised. I watched this out of boredom because I was listening to the score, and it still holds up for me almost 10 years later.

    This feels both like a love letter to the original, but still different…

  • Why Him?

    Why Him?


    This was whatever, but Zoey Deutch deserves an award for playing a human woman who would give it all up for James Franco

Popular reviews

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story


    Somehow this has aged like spoiled milk and fine wine at the same time

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins


    Henry Golding and Samara Weaving are hot and that's all I really took away from this movie.

    This isn't anything special - the score and the font in the ending credits crawl are fun. The action sequences are what you expect. The acting is fine. There is CLEARLY a set up for a sequel if they get one.

    If anything, it felt underwhelming, which was weird for a GI Joe movie. Last action sequence was pretty cool. There was too…