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  • Step Sisters

    Step Sisters


    A movie about how black people are the real racists who need to learn to open up and share with white people to build the bridge to equality... .... ... WHAT THE FUCK

  • The Polka King

    The Polka King


    I legitimately loved Jenny Slate and Jack Black as a couple. I legitimately loved Jenny Slate's character so much in general.

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  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    Just after the first fifteen minutes of the film I felt as if I couldn't wait until I got to watch what I had seen so far thirty more times. This feeling only intensified the longer I sat in the theater. This movie shouldn't work. You'd have to be a genius to make this movie work. Fortunately, Marvel Studios hired two geniuses.

    Everything works. Every single character shines. It's actually incredible that not a single Avenger gets the shaft in…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    My rating may be generous? But I honestly can't think of something I didn't like about the movie. Maybe one thing with a "finishing move" for the plot but that's hardly worth losing even half a star over.

    This is by far my favorite of the year so far, out of 138 new releases. I loved it in 3D, which I was originally worried about. It was so much fun. Even if you don't see it in 3D I think…