Gazelle Garcia

Took a few years off but hey
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AMC A-Lister

30. genderqueer. actor.

Favorite films

  • The Lion King
  • Snowpiercer
  • Moonlight
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

Recent activity

  • You People


  • The Fabelmans

  • Run

  • An American Pickle

Recent reviews

  • You People

    You People


    There was no script, right? I loved the premise and enjoyed moments but every scene is far too long. It feels like a completely improved movie. Maybe if it was better structured and not just relaying on the stars’ fun banter it wouldn’t have been such an exhausting watch.

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    I would have watched this way sooner if I knew it was a buddy road trip comedy with Drax and Mantis.

Popular reviews

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    Just after the first fifteen minutes of the film I felt as if I couldn't wait until I got to watch what I had seen so far thirty more times. This feeling only intensified the longer I sat in the theater. This movie shouldn't work. You'd have to be a genius to make this movie work. Fortunately, Marvel Studios hired two geniuses.

    Everything works. Every single character shines. It's actually incredible that not a single Avenger gets the shaft in…

  • Fifty Shades of Black

    Fifty Shades of Black

    I mean... I wouldn't say it's unwatchable. But technically shit isn't inedible either.