Why Him? ★★½

Him: *Makes a bad first impression on his girlfriend's family.*

Me: Okay, so he's a little foulmouthed but he seems like he has the best intentions! He's just a free and honest spirit, a real genuine person. They can't hate him just because he's casual and overexcited! He's loving life! I don't see what the big deal is.

Him: *Double parks in that one scene*

Me: Oohh FUCK THIS GUY GET THIS ASSHOLE OUTTA HERE ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU DON'T DESERVE STEPHANIE