Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Society 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Fuck! What? No. You can’t do these things in movies! I won’t believe it! Wow. 

  Practical body horror will always be my favorite. Such an incredible finale of flesh, goop, and gore.

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 May 2021

  An absolute masterpiece. This film delivers some of the the craziest choices ever committed to the movie musical. The energy from this movie makes it hard for me not to write in hyperbole. I’d die happy if I could make something even half as creative as this.

Recent reviews

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  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  Oh no! How could he do that?!? Lisbeth deserves the world. Why did my heart get broken at the end?!?

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  Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare 1968

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  Pardon me and all of my best friends the Yokai having a great time over here.

Popular reviews

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  The Flash 2023

  ★★ Watched 25 Aug 2023

  I’ll tell you what… it’s a movie.

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  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 30 Jan 2023

  Even bad Spielberg adventures are better than most others.