Favorite films

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  Society 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched by Gabriel Gage 29 Jun 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Fuck! What? No. You can’t do these things in movies! I won’t believe it! Wow. 

  Practical body horror will always be my favorite. Such an incredible finale of flesh, goop, and gore.

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched by Gabriel Gage 06 May 2021

  An absolute masterpiece. This film delivers some of the the craziest choices ever committed to the movie musical. The energy from this movie makes it hard for me not to write in hyperbole. I’d die happy if I could make something even half as creative as this.

Recent reviews

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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Gabriel Gage 06 Jul 2022

  “Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.”

  FUCKING TEARS.

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  The Losers 2010

  ★★★ Watched by Gabriel Gage 05 Jul 2022

  This movie is disgusting and fun in such a 2010 way. Chris Evans is a fucking maniac.

Popular reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Gabriel Gage 01 Jul 2022

  Still the prettiest movie.

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  Jackass Forever 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by Gabriel Gage 03 Feb 2022

  This is what summers used to feel like.