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Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Blindspotting
  • Short Term 12
  • Whip It

Recent activity

  • Midsommar


  • Hamilton


  • The White Lotus

  • Black Widow


Recent reviews

  • Midsommar



    my favourite quotes from this film that surprisingly make sense in context:

    “the children are watching austin powers if you choose to join”

    “yo, check my scalp for ticks then i‘ll check yours” 

    “you pissed on the ancestral tree”

  • Hamilton



    leslie odom jr. is one of the strongest triple threats out there but he’s actually a quadruple threat considering his pulled tablecloth jump

    daveed and jonathan holding hands as they walk offstage yes i AM emotional

Popular reviews

  • If Anything Happens I Love You

    If Anything Happens I Love You

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the placement of the american flag in colour is sitting with me. it’s so immensely fucked that you know exactly what’s going to happen the second you see that flag.

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma


    yeah there’s some fascinating points. but NOT them insinuating that there’s real life people controlling each of our notifications and targeted ads. especially not a white guy with dreads telling me to delete instagram. miss me with that shit.