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  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    The three P's. Presentation, plot and performance. Its that simple. Make something work.

    Not a single element works here. Of all the long awaited sequels we've had, this may be the very worst.

    What a goddamn shame.

  • The Music of Chance

    The Music of Chance

    ★★★★

    In 2002, a friend of mine recommended this movie to me.

    In 2021, i watched it.

    Don't judge me!! I said i'd watch it back then, but I didn't say when.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    Watching Sucker Punch is like watching a friend you don't really like play a videogame for two hours. Making things worse is the stranger sat between you both aggressively wanking over his iPod full of shit reworkings of your favourite songs.

    Sucker Punch is not only as bad as you've heard, it's worse.

  • Rocky

    Rocky

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Rocky Part 1 - A quick guide.

    *The young amateur
    *Fight winnings of $40.55
    *The 'Take it Back' street sing-a-long
    *Turtle lovin' in Rocky's tiny apartment that likely stinks of reptile shit
    *Pet store flirting / Bad jokes
    *Collecting for a loan shark
    *Hangin' at Mighty Mick's
    *The admiring of Creed
    *'Little' Marie = cocky bitch
    *The underdog opportunity / The chance of a lifetime
    *The shy vs retarded debate
    *A date with Paulie's sister
    *Ice rink romance & first kiss…