Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
  • The Truman Show
  • Boyz n the Hood

Recent activity

  • No One Will Save You


  • Last Shift


  • Disenchanted


  • The Beanie Bubble


Recent reviews

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You


    Starts really well. Ends disastrously.

  • The Outwaters

    The Outwaters


    I don't always need context to get something from a movie, but a little would have gone a long way here. Its atmospheric yes, has some interesting creepy audio and visceral visuals, but there was nothing to tie it to, or care about, or be fearful of. Some might call it an incoherant mess and they wouldn't be wrong. Others might call it an experimental masterpiece, and maybe they're right. But my legs swing firmly on the former side of the fence.

Popular reviews

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    Watching Sucker Punch is like watching a friend you don't really like play a videogame for two hours. Making things worse is the stranger sat between you both aggressively wanking over his playlist full of shit reworkings of your favourite songs.

    Sucker Punch is not only as bad as you've heard, it's worse.

  • Rocky



    Rocky Part 1 - A quick guide.

    *The young amateur
    *Fight winnings of $40.55
    *The 'Take it Back' street sing-a-long
    *Turtle lovin' in Rocky's tiny apartment that likely stinks of reptile shit
    *Pet store flirting / Bad jokes
    *Collecting for a loan shark
    *Hangin' at Mighty Mick's
    *The admiring of Creed
    *'Little Marie' = Sassy bitch
    *The underdog opportunity / The chance of a lifetime
    *The shy vs retarded debate
    *A date with Paulie's sister
    *Ice rink romance & first kiss…