X-Men: Apocalypse ★★½

42/100

This one just made me sad. There's Oscar Isaac buried beneath a slab of makeup, holding his hands outstretched, with a look of grim concentration, and there's Michael Fassbender in that dorky helmet, holding his hands outstretched, with a look of grim concentration, and it's like watching Monet and Vermeer paint a house. With rollers.

Anyway, IT. IS. ACCOMPLISHED. On to Logan Lucky! Can't wait to see mutants rob a racetrack. It's gonna all have been worth it.