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  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    I googled Andy Samberg right after I finished this and found out HE’S 41. In 2028 Andy Samberg will be 50. Something just doesn’t feel right about that.

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl


    Ever since last Wednesday I’ve had an awful case of pink eye and this morning I woke up in terrible pain that lasted about 10 minutes or so. After the pain wore off I planned on getting my phone charged up for the day because I had to go to the doctors later to get a shot. I turned over to see that my charger just wasn’t working, nothing happened to it or anything recently, it just wasn’t working. I…

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  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie

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    Friday Fred Day

    Friday Fred Day



  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher


    Something strange is going on. This is my third Michael Haneke movie (the other two being Funny Games and the U.S remake). I’ve watched each of them a few weeks apart but one thing has happened on each day. Every time I’ve started each of the movies it was bright and sunny outside, but by the time each of them were over, it just started pouring rain outside. I don’t mean just a slight drizzle,  I mean it was absolutely pouring out there. It’s still raining now, Maybe it means something maybe I’m just crazy, but... who knows.

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  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there“
    “Go fuck yourselves”
    People almost never mention this one while talking about Steven Spielberg‘s movies when I honestly think it’s one of his 5 best. DiCaprio and Hanks both kill it.

  • Hamilton



    I once read a tweet that said:
    “Lin-Manuel Miranda literally wrote three songs about how attractive Hamilton is then proceeded to play Hamilton himself”
    I think about this at least once a day. Hamilton is 100% one of the best things I’ve ever seen. (And I don’t even like musicals. Like, at all)

    P.S: This totally makes up for Artemis Fowl.