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  • Tom Clancy's Without Remorse

    Tom Clancy's Without Remorse

    ★★½

    The title is actually a reference to Paramount’s feelings after successfully dumping this on Amazon Prime. Get that money! 

    Absolutely insane Brett Gelman cameo.

    People comparing this to COMMANDO must not have watched COMMANDO recently. Action is efficiently brutal but the whole thing is just bland

  • Stowaway

    Stowaway

    ★★★

    [Karen O scrolling through Netflix] Stow stow stow away

    Good Enough but simply too familiar to muster much excitement about. It’s solid for what it is, everybody is good in it, but you’ve seen this movie and these exact situations before. 

    3 stars feels too kind but 2.5 feels rude

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    Framing Britney Spears

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    Cats

    I’m not allowed to talk about this until tomorrow night which is terrific because I do not have the words to describe this experience!

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    Tom Hooper’s CATS is truly unlike anything I’ve ever seen, I’ll give it that!

    It provides *zero* way in for those who are not already in the know, which is a bold move considering its source material is already confusing and plotless!

    It’s just 100 minutes of horrifying cat-human hybrids introducing themselves via song. That’s…