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  • Semen Demon

    Semen Demon

    ½

    The faint glow of the neon sign bathes the freshly wet pavement as you walk up to the store.

    Video Rental.

    You bee-line for the section you know best. Marked by a neon-pink ducktape slip, the adult section is separated by a doorway bead curtain and has flashing primary colored lights and weird sex music playing that isn't quite jazz but could be misconstrued for being a Kenny G single.
    A couple of tapes are on the shelf, but for…

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★½

    The best sequels make waves.

    Characters change, learn things, and grow as a character. Sequels bring challenging new problems to the cast and show the audience a new side of the characters seen from the first movie. Those are just some parts of what makes a good sequel. Unfortunately, Incredibles 2 is not a great sequel and misses a lot of these things.

    I want to say first that I will be criticizing this film for a lot of things…

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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

    theatrical cut

  • In The Heights

    In The Heights

    ★★½

    I just really dislike the music in this musical. Didn't like it on stage, and hated it even more here in film form. Doesn't help the direction and editing makes this feel like a glitzy commercial on television. The switching of different characters during songs is so poorly handled and the actual singing goes from over-mixed jukebox sap to autotuned calamities.

    Certainly better on stage than on film. Its got good energy though, just like the actual broadway show. That's always been the best part of this musical; unbridled love and joy for Washington Heights and New York City. Everyone's favorite city to sing about.

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  • Cruella

    Cruella

    Some thoughts while watching this:

    I feel like the needle drop per minute in a film couldn't get higher than Suicide Squad or Nobody but here we are with Cruella.

    The first "openly gay" character my waxed asshole Disney...

    Why is it over two hours long, and why do we need this deep backstory for a mean person who kills dogs and other animals for fashion?

    Why does the movie look like it was left to soak in a coffee…

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ½

    save the tigers, think of the animals!

    The message gets lost in the utter awfulness of the characters involved. Watching this whole series made me feel like a bad person. This is the worst kind of entertainment in my opinion. It's drama about horrible people being awful to each other in many different ways. No one that is shown in this series deserve attention and don't deserve praise or admiration.

    I think with how popular this is shows a terrible…