Favorite films

  • Embrace of the Serpent
  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans
  • The Travelling Players
  • Yearning

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  • The Evil That Men Do

    ★★

  • I Do Not Know What It Is I Am Like

    ★★★★

  • A Walk in the Old City of Warsaw

    ★★★½

  • American History X

    ★★★★★

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  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★

    Mank is a complicated movie for me.

    I have a lot of love for the 30s and 40s in Hollywood when it comes to movies and learning about it. I spent a lot of my time in school studying the decades and becoming enthralled with the history and people involved during that time period. A mix between extreme wealth and extreme poverty and the ever-draining complexity of mixing money and art and morales; The 30s and 40s are the true…

  • Semen Demon

    Semen Demon

    ½

    The faint glow of the neon sign bathes the freshly wet pavement as you walk up to the store.

    Video Rental.

    You bee-line for the section you know best. Marked by a neon-pink ducktape slip, the adult section is separated by a doorway bead curtain and has flashing primary colored lights and weird sex music playing that isn't quite jazz but could be misconstrued for being a Kenny G single.
    A couple of tapes are on the shelf, but for…

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  • The Evil That Men Do

    The Evil That Men Do

    ★★

    Not my favorite of the Bronson collection, but hey… The man clearly knows how to use two hands, if you know what I mean. What a legend.

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Hey you! Yes, that decrepit 30-40 year old who watched cartoons in the 80s and 90s! I'm talking to you! Do you remember your childhood? I'm glad you do, because we here at Disney made this really nice jello meal with all your favorite brands. We even have stuff in here for your kids to enjoy, it's for the whole family.

    Please just stuff your overlarge hands into our wonderful jello platter. Please stick your entire naked body into our…

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★

    A Texas small town being turned into a TikTok utopia?

    “NOT IN MY TOWN” says the 80-year-old giant who wears people's faces.

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ½

    save the tigers, think of the animals!

    The message gets lost in the utter awfulness of the characters involved. Watching this whole series made me feel like a bad person. This is the worst kind of entertainment in my opinion. It's drama about horrible people being awful to each other in many different ways. No one that is shown in this series deserve attention and don't deserve praise or admiration.

    I think with how popular this is shows a terrible…