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  • Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    The best part about this movie is explaining the plot to other people:
    "It's about a talking space cat who falls in love with a space scientist who is totally 100% crazy. He has a hot astronaut girlfriend but keeps giving her he cold shoulder (*rimshot*) because he is convinced there is an even hotter lady living on the moon!"
    "Oh yeah there's another talking space cat in the movie and at the end he hooks up with the…

  • Powaqqatsi


    From the studio that brought you NINJA III THE DOMINATION, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, and ROBOTECH THE MOVIE comes a movie from the same producing team that brought you CAPTAIN EO and TUCKER: A MAN AND HIS DREAMS.  Basically Godfrey Reggio sells out and gives us a more LAMEstream sequel to KOYAANISQATSI.  While not as good a sequel as, say, BLADE II, DAWN OF THE DEAD, FROM RUSSIA WTH LOVE, TRANSPORTER 2, FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2, or even Canon’s…

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  • Justice League: Throne of Atlantis

    Justice League: Throne of Atlantis

    Countdown to AQUATIC MAN PERSON:

    I feel like I can just cut and paste my review for most every one of these DTV DC Animated movies: it’s kinda okay-ish but not very good.

    This one is basically a Aquaman origin story guest starring the Justice League. It’s better thanJUSTICE LEAGUE: WAR but only by a little bit. I can be a bit more forgiven since they managed to shoe-horn in an ‘Outrageous’ gag.

    The ‘60’s Filmmation AQUAMAN cartoon is better.…

  • Aquaman


    Countdown to AQUATIC MAN PERSON

    Remember when people would try to convince you that SMALLVILLE was great? Well it wasn’t and now no one talks about it. There was an episode that introduced Aquaman and in it Lex Luther defeats him by not giving a glass of water (not a joke). For some reason it was decided to try and give that guy his show and this is his story.

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  • Lethal Weapon 4

    Lethal Weapon 4

    Some White Jerk: "Ah they'll claim asylum. Say they were persecuted like everybody else and we'll send 'em packing. Cost you and me a goddamn fortune."
    Martaugh: "Whatever happened to 'Give me your tired, your poor, your wretched masses yearing to be free'?"
    SWJ: "Now it reads 'No Vancancy."
    M: "I guess your parents were Native Americans."
    *SWJ gives a mean glare*
    I always point to this movie whenever someone brings up the TV Series and asks if I watch…

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    At one point, Shia LaBeof dies and goes to Robot-Heaven and is told that he is awesome and then his soul returns to his body so he can resurrect Optimus Prime who did not get to go to Robot-Heaven. Then a farting Jet-Robot kills himself and Optimus wears it's body like a new coat and proceeds to brutally murder another robot.

    I hated the first one so much and even had a personal grudge against it because of all the…