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  • Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    The best part about this movie is explaining the plot to other people:
    "It's about a talking space cat who falls in love with a space scientist who is totally 100% crazy. He has a hot astronaut girlfriend but keeps giving her the cold shoulder [rimshot] because he is convinced there is an even hotter lady living on the moon!"
    "Huh..."
    "Oh yeah there's another talking space cat in the movie and at the end he hooks up with the…

  • Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi

    From the studio that brought you NINJA III THE DOMINATION, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, and ROBOTECH THE MOVIE comes a movie from the same producing team that brought you CAPTAIN EO and TUCKER: A MAN AND HIS DREAMS.  Basically Godfrey Reggio sells out and gives us a more LAMEstream sequel to KOYAANISQATSI.  While not as good a sequel as, say, BLADE II, DAWN OF THE DEAD, FROM RUSSIA WTH LOVE, TRANSPORTER 2, FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2, or even Canon’s…

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  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    This movie is a rollercoaster.  Not in the way people usually mean when they say that though.  I mean my opinion of this movie was a real rollercoaster.

    I was on board with the movie, a horror riff on the TV series of the same name, but started with the request set of obnoxious horror movie heroes, but then the hook started and I was mostly on board, then they decided to make it a twist a thon to keep…

  • A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

    A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

    Aardman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pixar

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  • Doom: Annihilation

    Doom: Annihilation

    Great news, everyone! John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS is still the best DOOM movie!

  • Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

    Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

    Nothing but respect for MY Sonic Movie!

    Does the new one have the Hitchhiker from THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE voice Dr. Robotnik/Eggman? No! It has the asshole from BATMAN FOREVER and ANDY AND ME.