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  • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Hooptober 5.0: watch a movie that BUTCHERS your childhood*

    Woovember 2018: Warm-up film

    Marv Wolfman and George Perez’s NEW TEEN TITANS was a huge favorite growing up so I’m told I should hate the show and movie for existing but since I don’t ask children cartoon shows to cater to me, a 30+ year old straight white guy who I’m pretty sure is covered when it comes to art made for him, I am fine with it.  I mean if…

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    Hooptober 5.0

    Watching BLOOD FEST got me in the mood to rewatch this one since it is also a meta commentary on why we watch horror movies.  I still don’t love this one as much of the Internet did/does but it’s still an enjoyable movie.  Like most horror comedies, it fails as a horror movie but at least this one is funny to make up for that.  Would like it more if it didn’t take so long to get going,…

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    Hooptober 5.0: Countdown to SHIN HALLOWEEN: Here it is!

    You know what must be embarrassing? Going around telling everyone that every HALLOWEEN sequel is garbage and they are going to make the one true sequel and only good one. Then it’s not really any better than most of the sequels and in fact is worse than most of them...

    I’m positive I will like it more when the hype-train is gone but SHIN HALLOWEEN is not a good movie. It’s…

  • Monster of Frankenstein

    Monster of Frankenstein

    Hooptober 5.0: Celebrate the two-hundredth anniversary of FRANKENSTEIN being published

    This one has a reputation of being horrible but I suspect that's only because of the hilariously awful English dub courtesy Harmony Gold.

    With that said this one isn't all that bad shockingly. As a super-depressing remake of the 1931 James Whale movie, it's pretty successful. Unfortunately they were supposed to adapt the Marvel comic book, whoops.

    Anyhow as far as Marvel movies go, it's much better than THOR and THOR: THE DARK WORLD and no more depressing than LOGAN.