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  • The Mutilator

    The Mutilator

    We, as a people, do not spend nearly enough time talking about this movie...

  • Don't Hang Up

    Don't Hang Up

    Like DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT, kinda worth it for the climax.

  • Don't Look in the Basement

    Don't Look in the Basement

    Hopefully this movie does not discourage anyone from signing up to be much needed health-care workers.

  • Don't Go in the House

    Don't Go in the House

    This is why I don't bother to talk to or hang out with my co-workers.  Leads to a real panic In the Disco according to this movie.  A real Disco inferno you could say.

  • Burnt Offerings

    Burnt Offerings

    Not very interesting traditional haunted house movie. Only thing it has going for it is a horribly miscast Oliver Reed (VENOM) overacting all over the place and a kinda random but accidentally hilarious (and awesome) climax.

  • Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

    Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

    This will be the favorite movie of that stereotypical creepy comic book fan you know.

  • Rock Dog

    Rock Dog

    Wherein my niece further damages her reputation for picking movies and also, now, her recs in music as well.

  • Mad Monster Party?

    Mad Monster Party?

    Club can't even handle the Hunchback now:

  • Flower Drum Song

    Flower Drum Song

    Before Amy Tan, us white people had to do with this.

  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    Dragon Ball Super: Broly


    This movie’s enjoyment factor is maximum.

  • Scoob!


    I present to you, the first movie that has no artistic value and is made up entirely of executive and marketing department and polling notes.  Sometimes the filmmakers will sneak some cred into these big IP things but not here.  This is a movie made by people who don't care and have no passion and hates it's audience with all of what constitutes a heart.

    Made me feel like I was way too hard DETECTIVE PIKACHU and SONIC.

  • Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    Technically and narratively terrible in every way possible.  But dagnabbit it's heart was so all in that I couldn't hate it.

    The PHANTASM V: RAVAGER of comedy movies.