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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    When I see a picture written and/or directed by J.J. Abrams, I only ask for one thing: some of that Regarding Henry magic. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…does indeed provide some of that Regarding Henry magic. Bravo, sir.

    STAR WARS RANKED
    1. The Empire Strikes Back
    2. Star Wars
    3. Return of the Jedi
    4. The Force Awakens
    5. Solo
    6. The Rise of Skywalker
    7. The Last Jedi
    8. The Phantom Menace
    9. Rogue One
    10. Revenge of the Sith
    11. Attack of the Clones

  • Armageddon

    Armageddon

    Haiku Review:
    Forget the space rocks;
    Animal cracker foreplay:
    Tasty perversion!

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  • The Chase

    The Chase

    ★★★½

    Not everyday you see a movie so overwrought that it includes a throwaway moment where a despondent, drunken woman attempts to eat the necklace she’s wearing.