When I see a picture written and/or directed by J.J. Abrams, I only ask for one thing: some of that Regarding Henry magic. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…does indeed provide some of that Regarding Henry magic. Bravo, sir.

STAR WARS RANKED
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Return of the Jedi
4. The Force Awakens
5. Solo
6. The Rise of Skywalker
7. The Last Jedi
8. The Phantom Menace
9. Rogue One
10. Revenge of the Sith
11. Attack of the Clones

Haiku Review:
Forget the space rocks;
Animal cracker foreplay:
Tasty perversion!

Not everyday you see a movie so overwrought that it includes a throwaway moment where a despondent, drunken woman attempts to eat the necklace she’s wearing.